![]() Sorry, wrong one! Ahem! ♪Dear friend, don't say that it's all over! As long as I breathe, I will cherish our bond!♪ SpongeBob: There's once, was a man, from Nantucket.Squidward: Oh! Oh! It gets even more thrilling from here!.This seat choice is most mature! Certainly more so than that rapscallion sponge whose name we shall not mention would've picked! Patrick: Hey, alright! Box seats! Uh, I mean.Squidward: We are about to enter the pinnacle of grown-up culture here in Bikini Bottom! Also known as: The Famed Bikini Bottom Opera House!.Squidward: You've only gone up three steps.Patrick: Why are there so many stairs!?.Squidward: No buts! We are through entertaining your company.it is glaringly clear that you learned nothing today about how to be mature. Squidward: SpongeBob! The only thing that must be done is cutting the cord with you!.SpongeBob: That's it! It must be done!.Squidward: And that's what I told them look if I wanted to stand around.I must remove that beard! Remove beard! Restore friendship! You know that beard was the best thing that's ever happened to you! Well, other than me of course. Squidward: Patrick Star, I am very proud of what you did in there.I thought I was gonna get tossed out on my. SpongeBob: Please be gentle! Heh, that's weird.SpongeBob: Wow! Don't worry, guys! I'm okay! Really! I'm okay! There! Good as ne- ah! All fixed, guys!.SpongeBob! Get down from there right now! Squidward: Yes, well, I suppose it does.I said "flooring"! The flooring compliments the artwork here exquisitely! Squidward: And my personal favorite piece is this lovely statue from the Reef-aissance Era.I'm frankly shocked they serve such elementary fare here. ![]() Squidward: Patrick! I'm sure you'd rather have some tetrazzini we grown-ups ordered, right?.Patrick: Oh! Are those chocolate chip cookies? Can I have.Waiter: And we also have.milk and cookies.SpongeBob: Oh, boy! Eats! Yum! Yum! Yum!.Thaddeus: Enjoy your evening, gentlemen.Thaddeus: May I take your hat and cane, sir?.SpongeBob: So um, what do you guys think? Sweet duds, huh, Patrick?.Squidward: Excuse me? Grown-ups do not high-five.Squidward: To go along with your new beard which makes you look very distinguished.Squidward: We may have to find you some new clothes as well.Squidward: Let me escort you to my place, my good sir! We'll need to start with personal grooming for your grown-up makeover!.Squidward: Wow, that actually makes sense.SpongeBob: Because some of your instructions in maturity will rub off on me! Bringing us two steps closer to a quiet, grown-up neighborhood!.Squidward: Why in a million years will I let you tag along?.SpongeBob: May I tag along and observe your instruction?.SpongeBob: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!.Moving me one step closer to peace and blessed tranquility. Squidward: In the hope that a quiet, grown-up neighborhood will prevail at last.Squidward: I know I'm gonna regret this.Patrick: Show me! Show me! Oh, please, please, please! Pretty please! Pretty please!.Patrick: I am curious to know what mature people, like Squidward, do. ![]() And on that note, I would like to personally commend the sea star for taking his first baby steps into the adult world.
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